It’s almost exactly fifty years since Flanders and Swann wrote their classic comic song “The Gasman Cometh”. With the advent of smart metering it seemed an appropriate time to update it, and give all those involved in smart metering something to sing at their Christmas parties. I’d also recommend singing it whilst reading DECC’s First Annual Progress Report on the Roll-out of Smart Meters. It has the advantage of being considerably shorter.
Twas on a Monday morning,
The gasman came to call.
My meter wouldn’t work,
It wasn’t being smart at all.
He put another meter in,
It took him several hours.
But it couldn’t send a reading, as the comms hub wasn’t powered!
Oh, it all makes work,
For the working man to do!